Main Secret! Dark Glass Letterchore Ill Lustrations F&F About JJA

You have reached...

The Secret Page

If you are reading this:

  1. You were clever or observant enough to detect the tiny invisible link by subtle circumstance, or
  2. You moved your cursor all over the screen row by row until you hit it, or
  3. You managed to FTP this directory and load the page directly, or
  4. You have a custom backgound set in your web browser, or
  5. You're using a text based browser that only showed the link, or
  6. Your friend who spends too much time on the Internet told you about the link, or
  7. You viewed the code way too attentively.
Notice that of all these possibilities, only the first should really make you feel proud of yourself. The rest indicate that you are either too cheap to get a real browser, or that you have too much time on your hands. (If you actually took the effort to set a custom background on your browser, you have TOO MUCH TIME.)

So, what's special about finding this page?

It means that you are now part of the extremely small subset of people who know that this page exists. Feel free to form a special club, since most of you are people who have too much time on their hands.

On the other hand, I just might put something interesting here once in a while. Check back as often as you like, since you have too much time on your hands and all that.