This is a page of strange and frivolous concepts that are mostly unamenable to normal publication, whether through lack of extrinsic value or copyright limitations.

Computer Humor - The Naughton Futilties and More...

Outdated digs at two highly useful software packages.

Silence of The Lambs: Variations on a Theme

An excellent book becomes an interesting movie; and thence is subjected to futher Harris-ment.

Female Masturbatory Euphemisms

Forging another link onto the chain of sexual equality.

The Church Of Sisyphus

WARNING: This religious pamphlet may change your life forever; give you stronger, more powerful thighs. Dare you read it?